Sorry guys, i just wanted to see a goofy title appear on the home page... I'll go back to work now.
i thought you were asking me as i had just cut one loose...anybody got a match...or since this is the Custom Classic Truck forum... lets have a classic pun..First hen to Cackle laid the egg.. thanks for the inspiration..
I'd say if he smelt it he delt it. You should check the bottom of your shoes for dog doo to be sure.
Its called ROTTEN EGG GAS and its coming from all those Chicken farms out here in Ontario where all the California happy cows live.
them cows... they love those california foot massages also... only happen every few years... and only for a few seconds.. scares the heck out of everybody else..i know how to get rid of chickens... have somebody write a cook book on how to prepare them.. i am hoping to find a small cattle ranch. have them serve their steers some bud every day...turns them into kobe beef... but it would be bud beef... think of the marketing.. bud beef ribs.. bud steaks... bud pot roast.. bud burgers.. think of hooters and other food and beer joints marketing it.. i had some when i was a kid.. it is fantastic.. as one of the steers actually would drink my brothers bud right off the top of the fence post.. so my brother would bring out 2 buds.. one for the steer and one for him... when that steer got invited to dinner the HARD way.. we had to go out to the freezer and relabel all of him...
You guys think it's funny but here on the east coast there's a real war going on here between the chickens and the cows. Someone's already marketing the chickens. You could start the beef-fil-a-bud fast food chain to even the score. This could start a new civil war.It could start an east/west war this time. I'm showing a link to a successful cow campaign going on here now.Damn that green house gas.....look whats got started.http://www.chick-fil-a.com/Cows/Campaign-HistoryPaste this in your browser to see what the cows are doing!
oh.. darn...i forgot to post the cow foot massage video link.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd8-zfIlDwYits only 29 seconds of video...
Classic for the Classic.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDB-yswOrzcRemember to keep your work clean and stay away from the smell!
http://www.realcaliforniamilk.com/advertising/happy-cows-spots/You guys would have a hard time competing with Cali cows..
why didn't no one think of this classic. they'll probably throw me outta here for this. well it's not that kinda bad... but ....well....it't butt.where's waynep? he'd appretiate this and all.If you can't handle raw humor don't view.Someone please post and get this off the main page!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5110hk9W71E
oh no... i was in the cinerama dome yes, the golf ball top looking building.. .. now the arclight in hollywood watching austin powers.. when that version of mike myers came out on screen.. and became a ....................... everybody turned and looked at me.. i am sure of it.. i tucked my waynes world backstage pass in my shirt and tried my best to sneak out of the theatre.. only managing to get stuck in a narrow exit door.. the alarm rang also.. bringing the ushers.. how many of you remember when the movie Alien came out.. it was playing in the egyptian down the street.. went to an afternoon showing with some friends.. we were late.. there was about a dozen people in the 600+ seat theatre.. the movie was at the part where the alien was chasing them as they were running in the water under the cat walk... i thought the in theatre special effects were great... the whole theatre was filled with a mist of water just like on the screen.. the seats were actually WET.. the carpets were WET... all this freightened my friends so they wanted to leave... so we left.. i never got to ask the manager how they could do it for a dozen people and really ruin all the seats and carpet.. that had to be in the mid 70s.. about 20 years later i was having dinner with friends when one of their wifes mentioned that she worked at the egyptian... i ask her if she worked there at that time.. yes.. well how did they ever stop from ruining the seats and carpet.. and getting everything moldy... i went on to describe what i posted above.. mist from the ceiling.. everything wet... she said.. oh.. i remember that day... the swamp coolers overflowed.. what a let down.. i thought it was better than smell-o-vision.. thought you guys might enjoy some additional stories...the original star wars played at the chinese for over a year... 24 hours a day showing and people were still standing in line around the block.. usually waiting through 2 showing before they were let into the theatre.. it was totally insane..
Now John, look what you started with just one egg smell comment......oh yeah and my California Happy Cow comment........well the truth is , it is a lie......they graze in the dirt out here.
Where are we now? I'd like to keep up. I was getting ready to comment on the wet theater seat thing and had some more movie youtube stuff and I was researching the greenhouse gas problem now you threw in a monkey wrench with the dirt grazers. This is just great....where is John the guru anyhow? He needs to moderate his site. This is like a runaway train. I did find a fellow named George that talks about saving the world but I think he's still working on the greenhouse gas problem. He didn't seemed to worried about the smells I wonder If he knows about dirt grazers. Anyhow here's what he said.Look folks he drops the bomb a couple times so if you don't want to listen, don't.... just pass it by.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw
hotrodace...its really easy... if you ask.. i know how to go back and delete my posts... i can delete it..only a moderator or an administrator can delete a thread or completely remove posts.. this small thread is not really out of control... there are about 55 various sites here...about 40 of them automotive or truck related... many of those have forums.. what.. yep..click this at the bottom of most pages... then click the tab our sites... each site is listed.. including a FEW that most people did not know existed..one of my favorites is stupidvideos.. you can click the full page button.. and the videos will run through a whole section.. ... it works slightly different than other sites.. as you can click the forward and backward arrows to replay the video or go to the next.. you can also search for them and it will play all those that are tagged with that ... here.. just have fun...http://www.stupidvideos.com/
ok, cool, I'll check out new material. I'm having technical difficulties over here now. I think I blew my sound card so I need to see whats going on with that. I'm glad we're not outa control here. I was just starting to have some fun. Thanks for the rundown it's all good!